“Barbie Girl”

Jim and I were listening to it at school during 6th period (Please, don’t ask…), and I noticed the unclean lyrics. Jim thought I was hallucinating, so I Yahoo’d it for him (Google somehow doesn’t work in the mac lab; typing google.com results in yahoo.com strangely) Anyway, here’s what I found on CNN.com:

(CNN) – The following are the complete lyrics to the song “Barbie Girl.”

Hi Barbie!

Hi Ken!

You wanna go for a ride?

Sure, Ken!

Jump in!

Ha ha ha ha!

I’m a Barbie girl in the Barbie world

Life in plastic, it’s fantastic

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let’s go party

I’m a Barbie girl in the Barbie world

Life in plastic, it’s fantastic

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation

I’m a blonde single girl in the fantasy world

Dress me up, take your time, I’m your doll

You’re my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain

Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky

You can touch, you can play

You can say I’m always yours, oooh whoa

I’m a Barbie girl in the Barbie world

Life in plastic, it’s fantastic

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let’s go party, ha ha ha, yeah (4 TIMES)

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please

I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees

Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again

Hit the town, fool around, let’s go party

You can touch, you can play

You can say I’m always yours

You can touch, you can play

You can say I’m always yours

Come on, Barbie, let’s go party, ha ha ha, yeah (4 TIMES)

I’m a Barbie girl in the Barbie world

Life in plastic, it’s fantastic

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation

I’m a Barbie girl in the Barbie world

Life in plastic, it’s fantastic

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let’s go party, ha ha ha, yeah (four times)

Oh, I’m having so much fun!

Well, Barbie, we’re just getting started!

Oh, I love you Ken!

Essentially, Jim and I working together (Right…) determined that the above bolded lines all have sexual connotations within :P But Jim suggested that “plastic” may too, which I said was stupid. But then again…

la·tex [láy tèks] (plural la·ti·ces [láyti s?z] or la·tex·es) noun

mixture of plastic particles in water: a suspension of rubber or plastic (polymer) particles in water, used to make emulsion paints, adhesives, and other products

Encarta® World English Dictionary © & (P) 1999,2000 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved. Developed for Microsoft by Bloomsbury Publishing Plc.

Maybe MS dictionary confirmed what Jim said o_O Maybe … oh nevermind.

Indecent songs in such an innocent voice.

2 Comments »

  1. Anonymous said,

    February 20, 2006 @ 6:51 pm

    SO 4TH GRADE. old news old news

  2. Jinghao said,

    February 21, 2006 @ 11:32 am

    I was still learning the alphabets in fourth grade.

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