Donate your eyes today!
Today in my 3rd period English class with Ms. Jankowski, I presented an ad I found yesterday in Time magazine. It said:
We’re not testing your eyes, we’re testing your heart (which by the way is a run-on)
Donating your eyes can save someone from blindness.
You don’t need perfect vision, you just need a good heart. (another run-on)
Be a donor and visit The Eye-Bank at www.eyedonation.orgThe World’s First Eye Bank
Nowhere in the ad did it mention that they take the eyes out of dead corpses. “Visit” sounds active, as if the ad wants you to go immediately and pop out your eyes. It was kind of disgusting and amusing at the same time. How to say that? Bizarre? ![]()
So I asked someone So, did my ad appeal to you? “Visit the Eye bank” now and donate to “save someone from blindness”? “You don’t need perfect vision! You just need a good heart!” to which she replied Yeah (apparently sarcasm).
Anyone donating eyes?