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Thank you Joey for another opportunity to inflate my blog with random stuff!

MY LIFE IS 79% PERFECT

[ ] You have a boyfriend/ girlfriend/ fiancee/ husband/ wife.
[x] You have your own room.
[ ] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.
[x] Your parents are still married.
[?] You have more than 2 best friends. (A superlative cannot be exceeded… what shit logic is this?)
[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard.
[x] You live in a house.

T O T A L: 5 (if you replace “best” with “very good”)

[x] You dress how you want to. (Shorts and some random shirt)
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week. (Who says school doesn’t count? :P)
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[x] You have never been beaten up.
[x] You never cry more than twice a month.
[x] you are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] your room is big enough for you
[x] People don’t use you for something you have. (They can try, but if I see it is to my detriment (wasting my time for something stupid, for example), I won’t agree )
[x] You have been to a concert.
[x] You laugh more than twice a day. (Thank you Duke o_o)

T O T A L: 10

[*] You have over 50 friends on myspace (What myspace?)
[*] You have pictures on myspace. ^
[*] Your parents let you have a myspace ^
[x] Your parents just give you money (and take it away)
[x] You collect something normal.
[x] People don’t make fun of you to be mean.
[x] you look forward to going to school.
[x] You don’t wish you were someone else.
[x] You do a sport. (Uh, “a” sport? Swimming, tennis, and badminton are fun in the summertime)
[x] You do something after school.
[x] You shower daily.

T O T A L: 8

[ ] You own a car. (Damn it!!!)
[x] You usually don’t fight with your parents.
[x] You are happy with your appearance
[x] You have never got a failing grade in your life (unless a B+ == failing…)
[x] You have friends.
[ ] You have so many inside jokes with friends.
[x] most of the time you know your parents care and love you.

T O T A L: 5

[x] You know what is going on in the world. (Good ol Google News)
[x] You care about so many people. (Define so many… How about “you care about only so many people”)
[x] You are happy with your life
[x] you usually aren’t sick.
[x] You know more than one language
[ ] you have people that tell you they love you
[x] You own[ed] a pet.
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs. (Duh duh duh dummmmm! Beethoven’s fifth!)
[x] You have enemies (<_<)
[x] you are happy you’re living.

T O T A L: 9

* = not applicable

(9+5+8+10+5)/47 = 79%

What the hell was with the myspace questions? And what moron replaced the O in TOTAL with a 0?