For lack of better things (things people may actually respond to) I will just do this
69 Questions to Start the Summer
1. Are you in a relationship?
Inverse… direct… “…jointly related?” Or something with nothing to do with math? Let’s see, I am related my genus with the local chimp in the zoo, I am related by species with the poorest person in Africa, I am related by race to Chinese President Hu Jintao (which sounds by Jinghao by the way :P), I am related by gender with… that same guy too, and I am related by blood with my … relatives.
2. If no, would you like to be? If yes, would you like not to be?
Not applicable
3. How often do you visit your MySpace profile?
I don’t have one. If I do, then I’m not aware I made one
4. What is your favorite candy bar?
Do twinkies count?
5. What are your favorite shoes?
The ones I’m wearing now
6. Have you ever tripped going up steps?
Yes
7. Do you have a vacation planned for this summer yet?
De Anza & summer reading
8. Would you bungee jump?
Eh, considering people up to 450 pounds have bungee jumped I don’t think it would be too dangerous for me, right?
9. Do you own a Fallout Boy CD?
No
10. Do you like amusement parks?
Yes
11. Do you ride rollercoasters?
Yes
12. What is your current favorite CD?
Virtual Chem Lab o_o
13. Can you touch your tongue to your nose?
No
14. When was the last time you were in the ocean?
Few days ago
15. Do you like beer?
No. Alcohol smells bad. Better used to fuel our cars
16. Would you kiss someone of the same sex?
No … but a couple million bucks might change anyone’s mind
17. What is the most embarrassing CD you own?
o_o I assume you mean music, so… none ’cause I don’t have many CDs.
18. Are you sarcastic?
When necessary to protect my interests
19. Is there anything you wait for every summer?
Swimming, food, classes where I can outsmart teachers (:P), more time to program, more reading time… etc
20. In your opinion, what is the best summer smell?
Void. The void of smell.
21. Socks and sandals?
Ew, like Greg Courville? Ew. No
22. Who was the last person to go to the movies with you?
o_o This was years ago. Joey, Jeff, Andy and the twins
23. What’s one thing you really hope to do this summer?
Finish summer reading and finish learning C & C++ (and figure out how to do Win32 applications). And get enough money with the ads to pay off Garlic (chris) and the domain for the next 2-5 years… Ok, the last one is kind of impossible
24. Do you like to go Mini-Golfing?
Yes
25. Are you moving this summer?
I move to De Anza every Mon-Th… and then move back
26. Are you going to be starting a new job this summer?
NEW job? Origin isn’t new, I suppose.
27. Have you ever slapped someone?
Yes.
28. Do you get poison ivy?
“get”? Is that an infectious disease? Poison oak? How’s that?
29. Do you plan on going camping this summer?
Already went
30. What was the last restaurant you ate at?
Some pretty nice chinese restaurant in Cupertino
31. Favorite pizza topping?
HAWAIIAN! I love pineapples.
32. Pants or shorts?
Shorts. I can’t bike in pants because my pants always get (pants always gets or get? o_O I never understood whether I should think of pants as plural or singular) trapped in the gears — and then I can’t move my legs, I can’t jump off, and I can’t stop without falling. Yeah, that sucks.
33. Do you play any sports?
Play? swimming and biking (and other individual “sports”) don’t count then. Hm, badminton and tennis I suppose.
34. Do you use Chapstick?
No. What the hell’s that?
35. What were the last 3 movies you watched?
I don’t remember.
36. Are you currently fighting with anyone?
All the people I’ve attempted contact by email: the guy from CompUSA, another Mercury News guy, some guy from NYT, an editor from LA Times, (I noticed “LA Times” looks like LATinos, a very large portion of the Southern California population o_O) and tech support from Comcast to explain why my internet is 95% worse than every other comcast user.
37. Are you too forgiving?
Depends. I usually forgive minor mistakes but breach of trust? That’s hard to forgive.
38. How many pets do you have?
o_o A turtle that died a few days ago but somehow came back to life after I buried it (it crawled out yesterday — creepy)
39. Do you own clothing from Hot Topic?
No.
40. What is your favorite breakfast?
Green beans
41. Where was the last place you drove?
De Anza
42. Have you ever thought you were in love?
Yes
43. Where will you be in 24 hours?
In my bedroom.
44. What did you do 3 nights ago?
Origin — figuring out the ads and stuff
45. When was the last time you went to a fancy restaurant?
All chinese restaurants are fancy
46. What was the last thing you bought?
A “Vistas” spanish textbook from the De Anza bookstore for 169 dollars. Insane.
47. Have you ever been in a foreign country?
Yeah. Many.
48. Anywhere you want to go?
Mexico o_o jk. I wanna go to Switzerland, Germany, Italy, Russia, and Singapore.
49. What’s the farthest you’ve ever traveled from home.
Joey’s house if you go around the world the other way.
50. What have you done today?
Wake up, eat breakfast
51. Do you own something from a sex shop?
No. Shop? Like they sell sex? I did see a sex shop while walking down the main avenue in Quebec, Canada last year (Go figure :P)
52. Are you thinking of someone right now?
Not till you asked…
53. Have you ever thrown something out of a moving car?
Paper airplane
54. Do you smoke cigarettes?
No.
55. would you date someone who smoked cigarettes?
No.
56. Are you happy with your life right now?
Yes, except my tendency to procrastinate by doing stuff like programming o_o…
57. What’s the last thing you ate?
Bread
58. What’s the next place you have to go?
Class
59. How many hours do you usually sleep per night?
8 hours
60. What’s the next important date on your calendar?
All
61. Who last called you?
I think Lucy or Amy called for the economics thing, but I was too sleepy to remember
62. McDonald’s or Burger King?
I like monopolies. McD
63. who last IM’d you?
Duke
64. Are you closer to your mother or father?
Depends on at what time. When my mom’s cooking she just yells commands and stuff, and tells me I can’t do anything right.
65. Do you like to quote things?
Yes.
66. Are you afraid of the dark?
Only if I can’t see where I am going. I hate tripping, stepping on things, or crashing into things because of the dark.
67. Do you exercise regularly?
I bike, swim, etc but to little avail o_o
68. What is the most expensive thing you ever bought?
I usually don’t have money so that’s kinda off. But I think my 40 dollar compound bow was the most expensive.
69. What should you be doing right now?
Reading assignment for english. Darn it, Jews, Chinese people, [dys]topia … and I still haven’t gotten Candide yet.